Unusual Species of Washington

Dented Canyon Duster

fractum rusta plaustrum The Dented Canyon-duster typically lives in the arid regions of the western United States and Canada, Look for their dust plumes along country roads far from pavement. Canyon dusters are compatible with callous fingered shovel-pushers and Henry’s wrench buster. Nesting pairs make their homes in secluded dead-end forest roads. Mature Canyon Dusters can be found hiding near the famous Anheuser Busch feeding on Michelob and lime buds. Occasionally they will settle for a lite-bud, but only when company is coming over. During hockey season look for Canadian Canyon-dusters scurrying on frozen ponds before sharing a dozen ice cold Kokanee. Cheers!

Spotted Crop Lorry

metentis inter gentes The Spotted Crop Lorry spends its youth foraging the parries and crop lands of the lower elevations throughout the mainland at all elevations. Spotting and body marks tend increase with age. Older models are recognized by flatter feet and collections of bailing twine. Older models often shed unnecessary armor, headlights and transmission parts. The Spotted Lorry can roam the croplands for 30 to 40 years. Older models can be found securing a roosting spot closer to home. They tend to hide in the tall grass watching younger models in the fields. This particular model found a resting home in a gravel parking spot. The Spotted Crop Lorry can be found in ecologies populated by the rust-crested implement. Other species to look for are the dungareed hired-man and the hairy-chested chin scratcher.